10 Myths About God

1. He is Big Brother watching you.

2. He is like Santa doling out wishes.

3. He plays the lottery.

4. He plays favorites.

5. He is busy with someone else.

6. He has a to-do list.

7. He’s temperamental.

8. He is high maintenance.

9. He holds grudges.

10. He gives you three tries—then you’re out.